Mmuh.

[reymonkey]

I feel... busy, like all my time goes away and I don't know how, because I honestly don't *do* much. I never seem to get anything done. People ask me why I haven't done this or that, and the best answer I can give is I've been busy with other things, and then they ask me what, and I don't have an answer. Not sure what I'm doing wrong, here. Whatever it is I'm doing, it doesn't seem to get anything done.

A while back, one morning, we were about to go somewhere and I glanced in the mirror to make sure I looked reasonably okay, which is about all I ever strive for, and I noted aloud that I looked tired, but otherwise okay. Ginny was standing near me and she said, 'but you usually do...' and she's right... and I can't seem to forget that. It just won't leave my head. If I mention I feel tired or sick, whoever is around me says that I'm always tired or sick, or both. I don't wanna be a fucking hypochondriac. I feel sick right now, and I know it's because I haven't been eating right lately, but I *was*. I had quit coffee, cut way back on soda, trying to eat 3 healthy meals a day with lots of vegetables and some protein and get enough excercise and I feel like fucking crap half the time.
And I can't see a doctor because I've got no health insurance and between the tickets to Bellingham and the usual living expenses I'm pretty broke right now.
I'm just ranting today... pay no attention to the monkey.

I need to get the car thing straight, and then I can get a decent job, maybe apply at Kinko's after vacation.
And kill the neighbors. Need to kill the neighbors and their damn stereo that only plays three different songs, all of them very loud, and all of them with very annoying, repetitive beats. I especially hate that one that sounds like a bad polka.

Going now... need to eat something today.

Comments

Re: Gasp!

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

I'm good at swearing, and it's all Alex's fault, but cigars are nasty. What can I take up instead? Why does that feel like a question to an advice columnist?

Dear Madcowchef;
I like to swear and drink and sodomize, but cigars and cigarrettes are nasty. What other vices can I take up that will not taste nasty yet uphold my image as a complete and utter bastard/bitch?
~Richmond Pirate Devotee of Cthulu

Course they do.

[madcowchef.livejournal.com]

You know those catnip infused bubbles you can get for your cat? Try those in your bubble pipe. As best you'll look like a cross between a mad professor and one of those insane cat ladies.

Re: Damn cat. Fucking Cat. Damn, Fucking cat...

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Oh man, we've got a bunch of those, Ginny keeps buying 'em and the cats don't like them.
Whooo! All I need is a bubble pipe. Thank you Answer Cow!

Now why does the cat who can eat flies and carpet all day long only throw up when she eats things that are actually food?
::Runs off to catch the cat making 'Huuuuoorgchk!' noises.::

Re: Gasp!

[bardha.livejournal.com]

Would you like to sodomize more often?

Re: Gasp!

[butterworm.livejournal.com]

OH SHIT! Now I wish I did not come on here to reply to Rey's comment to my comment!

AVERT YE EYES ARGH.

Take it to phone conversations ladies, PLEASE!

Re: Gasp!

[bardha.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least I logged out of the courtneycrumrin account to make that reply. ;-)

Oral sex counts as sodomy, too, y'know.

Re: Gasp!

[butterworm.livejournal.com]

I know. I am just not wanting to read about it cause I AIN'T GETTIN NONE.

Very happy you logged thyself out of Crumrin's journal, that would have KILLED me heehee.

Re: Gasp!

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I want to hear about Butterworm's lovelife, or lack thereof. Particularly with that face on.
Tapirs+Sex=Bad thoughts

Re: Gasp!

[bardha.livejournal.com]

But they have really long tongues!

Re: Gasp!

[butterworm.livejournal.com]

*Covers Ears:* I'm not listening I'm not listening

Re: Gasp!

[butterworm.livejournal.com]

You mean it doesn't turn you on? How bout EVIL Tapir+sex huh? MUWAHAHAHA. Bridgie gave me these icons anyways. I am so lazy not to log off this account. YAWN! *falls asleep on keyboard*

Re: Tapir bites (Because you're crunchy and delicious)

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

What do evil baby tapirs have sex with?

*Puts a blanket over you*

Re: Tapir bites (Because you're crunchy and delicious)

[butterworm.livejournal.com]

UGH YOU SLAY ME! I don't know what they have sex with...hmmm...I guess I don't care to find out, especially since the one we are talking about is evil and derranged and a hobgoblin night thing. HAR HAR.

>:}

Re: Goblin!

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Well it is my journal.
And you know me, I'm just all kinds of obscene.

;-> Nice icon, btw. I still need to fix the res on those...

Re: Goblin!

[butterworm.livejournal.com]

Hey thanks, I think this is a very sexy icon indeed. Someone I know made it hmmm. LOL Make him look more evil with red blinking eyes or something next time ROFLOL! }:>

Re: Sexy girl...

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Whooo! Would I?
Wait, did we do that last night...?

;-D
Christine's on her way over now, she got caught up in stuff, but I should still be back before you get home.

Re: Sexy girl...

[bardha.livejournal.com]

I sure hope you will be, because I don't have my keys. ;-)

Re: Sexy girl...

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

m,k,.kjb

Spider says Hi. With her ass. Now I forget what the hell I was gona say and she's clawing the hell out of my knee. Nothing on the carpet though, she was just sitting in the window making 'I'm gonna leave you a nasty present' noises.

Ummmm... yeh.

Re: Sexy girl...

[bardha.livejournal.com]

That's funny. Spider usually says Hi with her claws.

Re: Sexy girl...

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

She wiped her eye crusties all over my arm and purred, too. She did actually put her back end on the keyboard, she was using the desk as a circuitous route to get to my lap. Excellent timing. She's curled up in my chair asleep now.

Damn I need a paid account so I can have more icons.