Stolen from all the cool kids:

[reymonkey]

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

...I guess this includes characters I RP off LJ, but how many people know about those? On LJ I currently have going:
dirk__gently whose canon is mostly written for me...
t_coleburn
librarykeeper
maylookatkings
call_me_rat
I think that's it... off to make other householders post this wackyness.

Comments

[morripede.livejournal.com]

Ratty Rat, because he is Dark City.

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Lesee... and by the way, you're officially obsessed.

1. Rat really misses being a music teacher, not just for being involved with music but because he liked working with kids. He's pretty sure that isn't a real memory though, because there aren't many kids in the city, and that's also why he figures it's not a job he's likely to have again.

2. Rat isn't too broken up about not having a girlfriend/wife/kids/family and isn't looking for any of the above. Mostly he just shoves any thoughts of that to the back of his mind.

3. Still thinks of Schreber as that gimpy, slightly creepy guy who clearly knows more than he lets on.

[morripede.livejournal.com]

*nodsnodsnods* Let's watch it again!
1.I have left it up to you which of his memories you want to be real and which are not the same as Sarah or Gibbs. It should be your decisions for what works for the characters.
3.Gimpy! He is all of those things anyways.
Rat needs to visit! He is long overdue.

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

He does need to visit. He was supposed to come by in, what, January? I suck rocks. He's been wandering the city mulling things over I guess?

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

Fisher! I'd ask about Rat, but Morripede got there before me.

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Heheheh, I was hoping somebody'd ask Fisher.

1. Fisher has vague memories of when he was a kitten and got his leg badly injured enough that it had to be amputated. He doesn't remember the accident itself, but has memories of being in the vetrinary office. Courtney will probably never get him into one because he remembers it as the place where they took his leg away.

2. He's not really embarrassed or traumatized over his multiple injuries. He's been on three legs for so long that he's very blasé about it, and even occasionally willing to use it to his advantage.

3. That opossum Courtney was so proud of him for killing and bringing her as a gift? He totally found that thing dead by the road...

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

1. D'aw, poor kitty.

3. *snerk*

[shadowtricker.livejournal.com]

I shall ask about the Libarian, as you claim he is based off me.

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Oh I dunno, tall, kind of grouchy, likes tea too much, complains about being old, and is actually capable of physically kicking ass. Sound familiar?

1. Way before he was the Librarian, he really didn't completely mind being a pitfighter. He disliked the slavery and not having the chance for education, but the fighting itself never really bothered him.

2. He also felt more comfortable around his fellow pitfighters in the sense that they tended to be bred large. He's always been embarrassed about his size right from the beginning.

3. The Librarian's had an interest in magic ever since he became aware of it, even though he has no natural ability for it. He turned it into an academic interest until he became what he is now.

I'm not sure any of that has anything to do with you, but, y'know...

[shadowtricker.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... Apart from the occasional knock to the head, I'm not particularly worried over my size. Nonetheless I approve of him. ;-)

[the-wugglyump.livejournal.com]

Persephone!

No?

Um...okay, then, talk about Dirk, since he likes to talk about himself so much.

Part one

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I suck. I do think she should come back and be a spooky villainess again, but I had a thought that things got too hot for her and she skipped town for a while. We need to come up with a plot for her to come back with a vengeance. I'd also really like the thing where she and Courtney talked to be canon, and maybe to have them meet a couple more times, because I like the idea of Courtney maybe getting to like her a little before finding out who she is.

1. Persephone cannot bear children, which is something she considers a great honour and gift of womanhood, so she's actually pretty bitter about not being able to. She's kind of gotten over it some over time, but it's still a sore point.

2. She likes all females unless she's given a reason not to, and would probably really admire and like Courtney if she got to know her. Being who she is, she can understand a lot of Courtney's drives and her reasoning behind some of the more violent things she's done. She'd probably approve of the AU thing where she killed a bunch of the Council. They clearly need to be shaken up like that.

3. Persephone isn't immune to the effects of the awe that is the White Stag, she was actually afraid of becoming enchanted and unable to do what she felt she needed to, so she never once actually laid eyes on him. Trapping him and draining his energy and everything was all done without ever directly seeing him.

Re: Part one

[courtneycrumrin.livejournal.com]

Well...you know how Courtney's starting up a subtle bid for political power? I was kind of thinking if you wanted to play Persephone again, she could be a part of that, one way or another.

Re: Part one

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

That would be perfectly cool. We'll talk about it at lunch? I do want her to come back.

Re: Part one

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

YES YOU SHOULD. Mel and Courtney need a villainess that's not going to beat the snot out of them. (Well, Mel does.)

Re: Part one

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Well, Persephone's not really the snot-kicking kind unless you mean magically, and then only when her back's against the wall. She prefers subtlety.

Re: Part one

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

If'n she comes back, and there is a plot, may I jump in?

Part 2

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Okay, Dirk's canon is basically already written but I'll try to come up with interpretation-type stuff.

1. He's never really been good with girls/women and never dated a lot. He's also one of those guys who relates to every chick he meets as a potential date until he's made to think otherwise. This means he had a crush on Kate until it became pretty official she was with Thor, and his crush on Hips really shouldn't be considered surprising at all. He'll get over it.

2. The longer he stayed as a cat, the more Dirk's thoughts turned catlike. At first when Hips picked him up it was all 'Oooh, cleavage! Let's not let her know it's me...' but after a while it was 'Mmm warm cuddly human. My human.'

3. Dirk knows he has psychic woodjie powers. He knows it very well even though he continues to vehemently deny it. It's one thing he can't analyze or break down into logical little pieces or control and that frustrates and annoys him. He also knows that claiming it would damage his credibility, and it has a habit of biting him in the ass, and then there's that lovely little incident that got him kicked out of college. There's a lot of reasons why he denies it and gets angry when he's accused of being psychic, but oh yes, he knows...