Stolen from all the cool kids:

[reymonkey]

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

...I guess this includes characters I RP off LJ, but how many people know about those? On LJ I currently have going:
dirk__gently whose canon is mostly written for me...
t_coleburn
librarykeeper
maylookatkings
call_me_rat
I think that's it... off to make other householders post this wackyness.

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Part 2

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Okay, Dirk's canon is basically already written but I'll try to come up with interpretation-type stuff.

1. He's never really been good with girls/women and never dated a lot. He's also one of those guys who relates to every chick he meets as a potential date until he's made to think otherwise. This means he had a crush on Kate until it became pretty official she was with Thor, and his crush on Hips really shouldn't be considered surprising at all. He'll get over it.

2. The longer he stayed as a cat, the more Dirk's thoughts turned catlike. At first when Hips picked him up it was all 'Oooh, cleavage! Let's not let her know it's me...' but after a while it was 'Mmm warm cuddly human. My human.'

3. Dirk knows he has psychic woodjie powers. He knows it very well even though he continues to vehemently deny it. It's one thing he can't analyze or break down into logical little pieces or control and that frustrates and annoys him. He also knows that claiming it would damage his credibility, and it has a habit of biting him in the ass, and then there's that lovely little incident that got him kicked out of college. There's a lot of reasons why he denies it and gets angry when he's accused of being psychic, but oh yes, he knows...