Freak photos! Evidence of an actual Freakmonkey!

[reymonkey]

I am a freak! But I'm a freak with a cheapass digital camera. People are laughing at me.

My shoe. This is my shoe!!! The left one! Which is worse than the right one! I am tired and have had a long day as evidenced by my sudden addiction to exclamation points!
My feet are really truly almost the same size despite whatever this photo might make you think.


This is to prove that my feet really are almost the same size. Or maybe I am showing off my spiffy patch on my jeans which is to cover up a genuine hole so they would last through the move at work. I was on my knees rearranging fabric a lot. That sounds dirty. Kind of like our carpet.


This is the bookshelf because OMFG nutcrackers. There's at least a dozen nutcracker ornaments too, but I put them on the tree this year because that's too damn many to arrange prettily on the shelf. Also there's Morri's gifty nifty sculptures from last year, and a whole shitload of comics, mostly Gaiman stuff and a crapload of Poison Elves, and most of my Muppety collection. The snowglobe on the far left is not glowwy, the flash just does weirdshit when you photograph a glass sphere. It's also a Christmas gift this year. I've started getting snowglobe gifts because of the little statue thing next to the bear which was my first snowglobe ever. I had it since I was too young to actually touch it, and then one year Spider broke it. Damn cat. The nutcracker on the other side of said non-snowglobe is also my first nutcracker, which I think was given to me the first and only year I was IN the Nutcracker, but since I was about six at the time I can't be absolutely sure.


These are pirates. I got them in my stocking. I was bored while waiting to get the keyboard back. They have found the treasure of the Mona Ogg and have mutinied and set the captain afloat on a raft while they take the treasure for themselves. He is going to keelhaul them if he can ever get back to the ship with the Ginormous kitten named Spider and her paw of DOOM leviathan knocking him off the raft all the time onto the filthy carpet. I mean ocean. Yeah.



I think I need sleep. Or more exclamation points.
ETA: Yes I do. The pictures also work better when you give them image tags instead of just bracketing the URL.

Comments

[revyrie.livejournal.com]

You have small feet! Me, I'm 5'1'' with size 10W feet...it's impossible to find boots that aren't work boots in that size.

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

I do not have small feet! Men's sizes run smaller than womens. I wear an 8.5-9 in womens.
And hahah! I'm taller than you.
Now my mother has small feet. She wears a 6.5 narrow in womens, and she has fifty million pairs of shoes. She complains it's next to impossible to find shoes in her size, and I asked her once if it's so impossible how come she has so many?
Yeah... she didn't like that question.

[revyrie.livejournal.com]

Most people are taller than me...except for several extremely short girls who work in my store. It's so nice to get to look down on someone once in a while.

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

I actually wish I was taller. There's a woman I work with, my age, who I swear barely tops five feet. You should stand next to her. I don't think she'd mind. *G*