Freak photos! Evidence of an actual Freakmonkey!

[reymonkey]

I am a freak! But I'm a freak with a cheapass digital camera. People are laughing at me.

My shoe. This is my shoe!!! The left one! Which is worse than the right one! I am tired and have had a long day as evidenced by my sudden addiction to exclamation points!
My feet are really truly almost the same size despite whatever this photo might make you think.


This is to prove that my feet really are almost the same size. Or maybe I am showing off my spiffy patch on my jeans which is to cover up a genuine hole so they would last through the move at work. I was on my knees rearranging fabric a lot. That sounds dirty. Kind of like our carpet.


This is the bookshelf because OMFG nutcrackers. There's at least a dozen nutcracker ornaments too, but I put them on the tree this year because that's too damn many to arrange prettily on the shelf. Also there's Morri's gifty nifty sculptures from last year, and a whole shitload of comics, mostly Gaiman stuff and a crapload of Poison Elves, and most of my Muppety collection. The snowglobe on the far left is not glowwy, the flash just does weirdshit when you photograph a glass sphere. It's also a Christmas gift this year. I've started getting snowglobe gifts because of the little statue thing next to the bear which was my first snowglobe ever. I had it since I was too young to actually touch it, and then one year Spider broke it. Damn cat. The nutcracker on the other side of said non-snowglobe is also my first nutcracker, which I think was given to me the first and only year I was IN the Nutcracker, but since I was about six at the time I can't be absolutely sure.


These are pirates. I got them in my stocking. I was bored while waiting to get the keyboard back. They have found the treasure of the Mona Ogg and have mutinied and set the captain afloat on a raft while they take the treasure for themselves. He is going to keelhaul them if he can ever get back to the ship with the Ginormous kitten named Spider and her paw of DOOM leviathan knocking him off the raft all the time onto the filthy carpet. I mean ocean. Yeah.



I think I need sleep. Or more exclamation points.
ETA: Yes I do. The pictures also work better when you give them image tags instead of just bracketing the URL.

Comments

[revyrie.livejournal.com]

Rizzo plushie!!! *hugs it tightly*

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Boober, from Fraggle Rock. I know he's hard to see. I should have mentioned the freaky doll with the skull head bead next to the muppets and the big doll next to the bear are both ones Ginny-Bridge made. The big one still isn't done because she is slathering it with beads and the beadwork on the skirt is unfinished. I should take a better picture of it by itself because it is amazing. This picture makes the face look funky because of bad lighting.

[revyrie.livejournal.com]

More pictures would be entertaining!

And goodness, get thee hence to a shoe store!!!

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

I will be a freak with a digital camera again some other day. I should put wacky cat photos up. Thanks to Shiri and Bridgie I've started looking at cat macros.

I have, we went to about half a dozen the other day. I wear one pair of shoes until they fall apart, which is about a year. Because I wear them all the time and I have shoe inserts that I have to wear for a bad hip, my standards are kind of exacting. I wear boots because I get ankle support, and the inserts fit, and they do last at least a year. I can't wear heels, because I'd fall apart physically. I can't wear below ankle boots because for some reason they just always hit in the wrong place and rub my ankles raw. You can find the right type of boots in women's only during the fall. We found lots of women's boot sales, which consisted of thigh-high high-heel dealies. Bridgie bought a pair, and they're pretty sexy, but...
I did give in and start going after men's boots, which you can find year round and work perfectly. If I can find a 6.5 and do you know how hard it is to find men's shoes in a 6.5? We'll go shopping for shoes again when there's a chance. I have Xmas money I'm holding onto expressly for that.

[revyrie.livejournal.com]

You have small feet! Me, I'm 5'1'' with size 10W feet...it's impossible to find boots that aren't work boots in that size.

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

I do not have small feet! Men's sizes run smaller than womens. I wear an 8.5-9 in womens.
And hahah! I'm taller than you.
Now my mother has small feet. She wears a 6.5 narrow in womens, and she has fifty million pairs of shoes. She complains it's next to impossible to find shoes in her size, and I asked her once if it's so impossible how come she has so many?
Yeah... she didn't like that question.

[revyrie.livejournal.com]

Most people are taller than me...except for several extremely short girls who work in my store. It's so nice to get to look down on someone once in a while.

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

I actually wish I was taller. There's a woman I work with, my age, who I swear barely tops five feet. You should stand next to her. I don't think she'd mind. *G*