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Really long quiz thingy
Holy damn this quiz took a long time, but it seemed a useful thing to put in a new journal. Also I made a new icon, it's actually the kid of a friend of mine. The t-shirt she's wearing is for the local band Lamb of God, and this friend is buddies with some of the guys in the band. You rock Jeff. Hope you don't mind me using your kid's face. ;-D
Cut because it's so damn long...
Name: My *given* name? Michele. My parents and the people at my day job call me that. Everyone else calls me Rey, even at my weekend job.
Age: 26
Hair: Brown with a developing grey streak. At 26. Feh.
Eyes: Greenish-greyish-brown?
Sexuality: Bi
Location: VA
Job: Being way too dedicated at crappy jobs.
Hobbies: Swinging broadswords around, dressing up in costumes, watching anime... Drawing and RP are more than just hobbies.
Car: 84' baby blue Chevy Cavalier that sits at my girlfriend's parent's house. It's hers, really. But we don't have the driver's license thing down. Sad, isn't it?
Describe Yourself: Crackmonkey. Ook.
Sorry, Ummm... laid-back, calm, but kind of a wiseass without meaning to be. A lot of a wiseass, actually, because Bridgie tells me I am frequently.
Yes/No(elaborate)
Do you Smoke?: Nope
Do you Drink?: One drink every couple of weeks, on the average. Never been drunk. I had an alcoholic grandmother who committed suicide...and I've watched Shad's struggle...So I don't feel like pushing it.
Are you a virgin?: No, but by some definitions my girlfriend is...
Have you ever fallen off your roof?: Err, no, never been up there.
Have you ever had a crush on a friend?: Well... no. I did find myself admiring my best friend's girlfriend once though.
I can't believe I just typed that.
Do you Snowboard?: Hahahahah. No, but I used to live right near Mt. Baker, and we knew when there was good powder because 1/3 of the student body would skip...
Do you Skate?: No
Can you Swim?: Um... no. I have a fear of drowning.
Can you Ride a Bike?: Sure, I just don't know how to stop unless there's a handy bush nearby. I learned on my 6'+ boyfriend's bike, so I couldn't stop without falling over. My feet didn't touch the ground real well when I sat on that bike.
Have you ever been to South America?: No.
Have you ever eaten glue?: No. That's a weird question. I did eat paper when I was a chiddler though.
Have you ever been sucked under a river current?: *Shudder* Not this lifetime.
Do you enjoy holding hands with your lover/bf/gf?: Sure. Among other things.
Does two guys/two girls making out in public irritate you?: See: Sexual orientation. Usually it just makes me smile.
Have you ever been poisoned?(intentionally): Not that I know of. Unless it failed miserably.
Has anyone tried to kill you?: No.
Have you ever tried to kill someone else?: No. I punched someone in the chest once though. He *claims* he has a dent now...
Do you get along well with adults?: On the surface... Depends on the person, really, but I'm laid-back enough that I don't butt heads with anyone much.
Do you find yourself shy around beautiful people?: Heee... my girlfriend's beautiful. I'm *real* comfortable around her. *drools*
Have you ever broken any bones?: Not sure. I got my arm slammed in a car door some months back, and they said it might be a hairline. Apparently that kind of thing doesn't show well on x-rays, and there's not a lot they can do about it. On an entertaining note, it happened at work, a customer did it on accident, and so I had to do the workman's comp thing. I told my boss what had happened and his first response was, 'Did you notice it at the time?' *headdesk* I told him the pain kind of tipped me off.
Have you ever fallen off a trampoline?: I don't think so... don't remember.
Have you ever had plastic surgery?: No, and I never will.
Do you enjoy getting shots?: *Enjoy?* That's masochistic. I don't care about it much though. Needles don't bother me at all. It's obnoxious when it makes your arm sore afterwards though, like flu shots.
Do you find yourself dependant on medication?: Just coffee. But I used to be on a few things as a kid. Messed up my thyroid. I don't trust drugs, but on the other hand, they can be a huge help if you need them. I think stuff gets over-prescribed though.
Have you ever starved yourself?: I guess technically, because I went through college living mostly on coffee, but I've never done that intentionally.
Have you ever had a heart attack?: No.
Do you enjoy pain?: Not really, but a few bruises for the sake of a good sparring match with boffer swords is all well and good.
Do you enjoy seeing others in pain?: Not as a general rule.
Do you hate people who hurt others?: Hate's a pretty strong word, and it depends on the circumstances. 'Hurt' is vague, and it is possible to hurt people on accident.
Do you ever wish you had killed yourself when you tried?: Never tried. Did come close to trying.
Do you want to kill yourself now?: Nope.
Have you ever tried to end your life:? See above. Not really.
Have you ever tried to eat a tub of ice cream?: Err... no.
Did you ever think of others as below yourself?: No.
Do you wish you had other talents?: I wish I knew how to play a few musical instruments, but I hope to remedy that someday.
Have you ever found yourself being admired?: Uhh... Dunno. My girlfriend tells me I'm wonderful, but she's biased. Aside from that I'm not sure.
Do you wish you were somewhere else?: I'd like to move further north eventually, but I am glad to be on the east coast now.
Do you enjoy being cold?: Not enjoy, but it's easier to remedy being too cold than being too hot.
Do you enjoy being hot?: No. And yet, I work in a place with a boiler and no AC right now. Am currently looking for a different job.
Do you enjoy your sexuality?: Hm. Interesting question. I think I do, yes, but I'm not an activist. I watch 'Chasing Amy' sometimes, where all her lesbian friends treat her like a traitor for liking a guy, and I wonder what they think of bi people. I don't like predjudice of any kind, and I didn't even before I'd ever been with another girl.
Do you wish you were someone else?: Ultimately, no. I love RP, but I'm glad to be a person who can explore *being* all these other characters and still pull back to my own perspective. Anyway, I've got two other people living in my head who are real and seperate, so that's got to count for something.
Do you wish you had more material possesions?: Oh dear god no. We just cleaned the apartment.
Do you enjoy sex?: As long as it's with the right person, hell yes.
Do you ever wish you had someone whom you could confide in, someone more like you?: My girlfriend and I have a lot in common, and confide in each other a lot, and I think that's enough. Sometimes there are things that she doesn't relate to, but that's healthy to not be exactly alike.
Have you ever fallen asleep at the wheel?: No, but then I've never had the opportunity. I think if I ever feel the danger of that, I'll pull over.
Have you ever hurt someone elses feeling on purpose?: Oh, probably, when I was a kid. Don't remember it though. I didn't know all that many people...
Do you enjoy hurting other people?: No.
Do you enjoy seeing justice done?: Justice is a matter of perspective... so it really depends.
b>Do you wish life had a fast forward or rewind putton?: I dunno, what's a putton?
Do you wish you could stop time?: Not really. Wouldn't get anything done that way.
Have you ever thought about life being more then what you think?: I pretty much accept that as fact.
Do you enjoy deep thinking?: Yes, although I don't do as much of it as I used to, and that bothers me.
Do you enjoy reading?: My father is a librarian. I can forget to eat and sleep when I get caught up in a book. And I've even found myself reading mediocre stuff and wondering why I'm reading it, but I just keep on reading...
Do you enjoy relaxing?: Yeah, but I'm bad at it sometimes.
Do you enjoy sleeping?: I think so, yes, but I'm bad at it.
Do you enjoy feeling sleepy?: No, I'd rather be asleep or awake, none of that in between.
Have you ever been forced to do something that you wished you could have stopped?: Err... yeah.
Have you ever forced anyone else to do something against their will?: NO.
Have you ever enjoyed watching the sunset?: Yeah, I used to live in this little town named Bellingham, and the city centered around this GP plant for the raw wood pulp processing, spewed all kinds of nasty chemicals. My parent's house is halfway up the second biggest hill in town, overlooking the whole city and the ocean (and the GP plant). To cut a long story shor, air pollution makes *Fantastic* sunsets. Real Maxfield Parrish stuff.
Have you ever enjoyed hearing birds sing?: I guess, yeah.
Do you enjoy feeling lonely?: ...No. But I can live with it.
Do you enjoy feeling sad/depressed?: No. Is this a trick question for pseudo-goths?
Are you depressed?: Ditto
Do you enjoy taking your anger out on others?: I almost never ever do. I'm much better at bottling it up.
Do you ever wish you had not said those few words?: Plenty of times. I can be pretty inept in relationships.
Do you wish you could stop the way people think?: Not exactly. I wish there was less predjudice in the world, but I'd also rather people changed in that way on their own...
Do you enjoy eating sweet foods?: Chocolate...
Do you hate eating food period?: Not hate, but I do wish I didn't need to sometimes because it just seems time-consuming and I want to work on things. The pretty girl says that's an unhealthy relationship with food in it's own right...
Do you worship people?: Jim Henson is about as close as it gets. I'm not big into worship, too distrustful for it.
Do you believe in God?: I'm kind of polytheistic (thanks Shad), and I grew up with new-agers (although some of the stuff they believe is just funny), but I do believe there is some central divine spirit above all. I hope there is, anyway.
Do you hate God?: No, I don't believe there's enough direct influence in my life to warrant it.
Do you believe in Satan?: Yes and no. I think the more strongly people believe in something, the more likely it is to exist, so yes, but I don't think he applies to me.
Do you hate Satan?: No, if he does exist, as per the statment above, than he is only what he was created to be, by us. Shad says that's the major limitation of deification.
ave you ever tried to make a deal with the devil?: Hahah. Nope. But I have this great true story that involves these kids trying to smoke a dead guy's finger...
Have you ever asked God for something, and got it?: I... have never asked.
Have you ever skydived?: No, but it looks like fun. My mother once told me if I ever did that, to not tell her about it until afterwards.
Have you ever wanted to ride a horse, but never have?: I was horse-crazy as a kid, and I got some lessons. I don't get to often, but I take every opportunity I get to ride, even if the opportunities are years apart. I was told I'm a natural. Shame the other kids stamped the horse-crazy-ness out of me. Brutally.
Have you ever wanted to eat all the ice cream in the world?: Er, just one bowl would do fine, thanks. Preferably rocky road.
Do you enjoy eating like crazy?: No... see above. I'm just not real enthusiastic about food, aside from coffee.
Do you have a rare eye, hair combinmation? Like mist, black, red brown etc?: WTF? What the hell kind of colour is mist? You should replace 'mist' with 'chartreuse', just to fuck with people. Or 'mango' or something...
And I think hazel/brown is about as normal as it gets, for a caucasioan anyway.
Do you like Final Fantasy or Dragon Warrior better (game geeks only): Only played FF, and that was VII I think... I'm not really a gamer geek.
Do you enjoy porn?: It can be entertaining, but it doesn't really do much for me.
Have you ever starred in a porn?: Erk. No thanks.
Do you hate this quiz?: If I did, and I was still taking it anyway, I'd be a masochist.
Also I've been working on updating the Courtney Crumrin fanpage. And a friend of ours *Frickin' Emailed Ted Naifeh!* She told him about the RP and stuff... We promised not to kill her, but we never said anything against Ultra-Noogies...
Cut because it's so damn long...
Name: My *given* name? Michele. My parents and the people at my day job call me that. Everyone else calls me Rey, even at my weekend job.
Age: 26
Hair: Brown with a developing grey streak. At 26. Feh.
Eyes: Greenish-greyish-brown?
Sexuality: Bi
Location: VA
Job: Being way too dedicated at crappy jobs.
Hobbies: Swinging broadswords around, dressing up in costumes, watching anime... Drawing and RP are more than just hobbies.
Car: 84' baby blue Chevy Cavalier that sits at my girlfriend's parent's house. It's hers, really. But we don't have the driver's license thing down. Sad, isn't it?
Describe Yourself: Crackmonkey. Ook.
Sorry, Ummm... laid-back, calm, but kind of a wiseass without meaning to be. A lot of a wiseass, actually, because Bridgie tells me I am frequently.
Yes/No(elaborate)
Do you Smoke?: Nope
Do you Drink?: One drink every couple of weeks, on the average. Never been drunk. I had an alcoholic grandmother who committed suicide...
Are you a virgin?: No, but by some definitions my girlfriend is...
Have you ever fallen off your roof?: Err, no, never been up there.
Have you ever had a crush on a friend?: Well... no. I did find myself admiring my best friend's girlfriend once though.
I can't believe I just typed that.
Do you Snowboard?: Hahahahah. No, but I used to live right near Mt. Baker, and we knew when there was good powder because 1/3 of the student body would skip...
Do you Skate?: No
Can you Swim?: Um... no. I have a fear of drowning.
Can you Ride a Bike?: Sure, I just don't know how to stop unless there's a handy bush nearby. I learned on my 6'+ boyfriend's bike, so I couldn't stop without falling over. My feet didn't touch the ground real well when I sat on that bike.
Have you ever been to South America?: No.
Have you ever eaten glue?: No. That's a weird question. I did eat paper when I was a chiddler though.
Have you ever been sucked under a river current?: *Shudder* Not this lifetime.
Do you enjoy holding hands with your lover/bf/gf?: Sure. Among other things.
Does two guys/two girls making out in public irritate you?: See: Sexual orientation. Usually it just makes me smile.
Have you ever been poisoned?(intentionally): Not that I know of. Unless it failed miserably.
Has anyone tried to kill you?: No.
Have you ever tried to kill someone else?: No. I punched someone in the chest once though. He *claims* he has a dent now...
Do you get along well with adults?: On the surface... Depends on the person, really, but I'm laid-back enough that I don't butt heads with anyone much.
Do you find yourself shy around beautiful people?: Heee... my girlfriend's beautiful. I'm *real* comfortable around her. *drools*
Have you ever broken any bones?: Not sure. I got my arm slammed in a car door some months back, and they said it might be a hairline. Apparently that kind of thing doesn't show well on x-rays, and there's not a lot they can do about it. On an entertaining note, it happened at work, a customer did it on accident, and so I had to do the workman's comp thing. I told my boss what had happened and his first response was, 'Did you notice it at the time?' *headdesk* I told him the pain kind of tipped me off.
Have you ever fallen off a trampoline?: I don't think so... don't remember.
Have you ever had plastic surgery?: No, and I never will.
Do you enjoy getting shots?: *Enjoy?* That's masochistic. I don't care about it much though. Needles don't bother me at all. It's obnoxious when it makes your arm sore afterwards though, like flu shots.
Do you find yourself dependant on medication?: Just coffee. But I used to be on a few things as a kid. Messed up my thyroid. I don't trust drugs, but on the other hand, they can be a huge help if you need them. I think stuff gets over-prescribed though.
Have you ever starved yourself?: I guess technically, because I went through college living mostly on coffee, but I've never done that intentionally.
Have you ever had a heart attack?: No.
Do you enjoy pain?: Not really, but a few bruises for the sake of a good sparring match with boffer swords is all well and good.
Do you enjoy seeing others in pain?: Not as a general rule.
Do you hate people who hurt others?: Hate's a pretty strong word, and it depends on the circumstances. 'Hurt' is vague, and it is possible to hurt people on accident.
Do you ever wish you had killed yourself when you tried?: Never tried. Did come close to trying.
Do you want to kill yourself now?: Nope.
Have you ever tried to end your life:? See above. Not really.
Have you ever tried to eat a tub of ice cream?: Err... no.
Did you ever think of others as below yourself?: No.
Do you wish you had other talents?: I wish I knew how to play a few musical instruments, but I hope to remedy that someday.
Have you ever found yourself being admired?: Uhh... Dunno. My girlfriend tells me I'm wonderful, but she's biased. Aside from that I'm not sure.
Do you wish you were somewhere else?: I'd like to move further north eventually, but I am glad to be on the east coast now.
Do you enjoy being cold?: Not enjoy, but it's easier to remedy being too cold than being too hot.
Do you enjoy being hot?: No. And yet, I work in a place with a boiler and no AC right now. Am currently looking for a different job.
Do you enjoy your sexuality?: Hm. Interesting question. I think I do, yes, but I'm not an activist. I watch 'Chasing Amy' sometimes, where all her lesbian friends treat her like a traitor for liking a guy, and I wonder what they think of bi people. I don't like predjudice of any kind, and I didn't even before I'd ever been with another girl.
Do you wish you were someone else?: Ultimately, no. I love RP, but I'm glad to be a person who can explore *being* all these other characters and still pull back to my own perspective. Anyway, I've got two other people living in my head who are real and seperate, so that's got to count for something.
Do you wish you had more material possesions?: Oh dear god no. We just cleaned the apartment.
Do you enjoy sex?: As long as it's with the right person, hell yes.
Do you ever wish you had someone whom you could confide in, someone more like you?: My girlfriend and I have a lot in common, and confide in each other a lot, and I think that's enough. Sometimes there are things that she doesn't relate to, but that's healthy to not be exactly alike.
Have you ever fallen asleep at the wheel?: No, but then I've never had the opportunity. I think if I ever feel the danger of that, I'll pull over.
Have you ever hurt someone elses feeling on purpose?: Oh, probably, when I was a kid. Don't remember it though. I didn't know all that many people...
Do you enjoy hurting other people?: No.
Do you enjoy seeing justice done?: Justice is a matter of perspective... so it really depends.
b>Do you wish life had a fast forward or rewind putton?: I dunno, what's a putton?
Do you wish you could stop time?: Not really. Wouldn't get anything done that way.
Have you ever thought about life being more then what you think?: I pretty much accept that as fact.
Do you enjoy deep thinking?: Yes, although I don't do as much of it as I used to, and that bothers me.
Do you enjoy reading?: My father is a librarian. I can forget to eat and sleep when I get caught up in a book. And I've even found myself reading mediocre stuff and wondering why I'm reading it, but I just keep on reading...
Do you enjoy relaxing?: Yeah, but I'm bad at it sometimes.
Do you enjoy sleeping?: I think so, yes, but I'm bad at it.
Do you enjoy feeling sleepy?: No, I'd rather be asleep or awake, none of that in between.
Have you ever been forced to do something that you wished you could have stopped?: Err... yeah.
Have you ever forced anyone else to do something against their will?: NO.
Have you ever enjoyed watching the sunset?: Yeah, I used to live in this little town named Bellingham, and the city centered around this GP plant for the raw wood pulp processing, spewed all kinds of nasty chemicals. My parent's house is halfway up the second biggest hill in town, overlooking the whole city and the ocean (and the GP plant). To cut a long story shor, air pollution makes *Fantastic* sunsets. Real Maxfield Parrish stuff.
Have you ever enjoyed hearing birds sing?: I guess, yeah.
Do you enjoy feeling lonely?: ...No. But I can live with it.
Do you enjoy feeling sad/depressed?: No. Is this a trick question for pseudo-goths?
Are you depressed?: Ditto
Do you enjoy taking your anger out on others?: I almost never ever do. I'm much better at bottling it up.
Do you ever wish you had not said those few words?: Plenty of times. I can be pretty inept in relationships.
Do you wish you could stop the way people think?: Not exactly. I wish there was less predjudice in the world, but I'd also rather people changed in that way on their own...
Do you enjoy eating sweet foods?: Chocolate...
Do you hate eating food period?: Not hate, but I do wish I didn't need to sometimes because it just seems time-consuming and I want to work on things. The pretty girl says that's an unhealthy relationship with food in it's own right...
Do you worship people?: Jim Henson is about as close as it gets. I'm not big into worship, too distrustful for it.
Do you believe in God?: I'm kind of polytheistic (thanks Shad), and I grew up with new-agers (although some of the stuff they believe is just funny), but I do believe there is some central divine spirit above all. I hope there is, anyway.
Do you hate God?: No, I don't believe there's enough direct influence in my life to warrant it.
Do you believe in Satan?: Yes and no. I think the more strongly people believe in something, the more likely it is to exist, so yes, but I don't think he applies to me.
Do you hate Satan?: No, if he does exist, as per the statment above, than he is only what he was created to be, by us. Shad says that's the major limitation of deification.
ave you ever tried to make a deal with the devil?: Hahah. Nope. But I have this great true story that involves these kids trying to smoke a dead guy's finger...
Have you ever asked God for something, and got it?: I... have never asked.
Have you ever skydived?: No, but it looks like fun. My mother once told me if I ever did that, to not tell her about it until afterwards.
Have you ever wanted to ride a horse, but never have?: I was horse-crazy as a kid, and I got some lessons. I don't get to often, but I take every opportunity I get to ride, even if the opportunities are years apart. I was told I'm a natural. Shame the other kids stamped the horse-crazy-ness out of me. Brutally.
Have you ever wanted to eat all the ice cream in the world?: Er, just one bowl would do fine, thanks. Preferably rocky road.
Do you enjoy eating like crazy?: No... see above. I'm just not real enthusiastic about food, aside from coffee.
Do you have a rare eye, hair combinmation? Like mist, black, red brown etc?: WTF? What the hell kind of colour is mist? You should replace 'mist' with 'chartreuse', just to fuck with people. Or 'mango' or something...
And I think hazel/brown is about as normal as it gets, for a caucasioan anyway.
Do you like Final Fantasy or Dragon Warrior better (game geeks only): Only played FF, and that was VII I think... I'm not really a gamer geek.
Do you enjoy porn?: It can be entertaining, but it doesn't really do much for me.
Have you ever starred in a porn?: Erk. No thanks.
Do you hate this quiz?: If I did, and I was still taking it anyway, I'd be a masochist.
Also I've been working on updating the Courtney Crumrin fanpage. And a friend of ours *Frickin' Emailed Ted Naifeh!* She told him about the RP and stuff... We promised not to kill her, but we never said anything against Ultra-Noogies...
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Also, if y'all are really into Ultra-Noogies I am so not coming to visit. My head is way too tender for that. ;)
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What's to admire? You are my friend. I admire all my friends. ^_^ Besides, you have mad skills and you are hillarious! (Plus you can work in ungodly temperatures without getting pissed off and throwing something...what awesomeness!) *HUGS*
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I got mad skillz, yo? Heheheheheheh. Ask me about that one sometime. I had this stalker that kept saying that...
You cannot escape. All your Butterworm are belong to us.
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