Here it be!

[reymonkey]

Okay kiddies, doing this here to keep it all central or something, and because I know most of my RP buddies also read this journal. Post what and who and I'll write a little thingie. Ficlet? Aren't drabbles technically 100 words? I'm not that exacting. Active (as much as any of my RP chars are active these days) pups are dirk__gently, maylookatkings, call_me_rat, greyedwhite, thrasherpunk, and intermittently agoodfellow and flyhighthing. If that's not enough characters for you, I'm scared, but ask for somebody off the record or something and I can probably accommodate.

1. Playful!
2. Murderous!
3. Flailing!
4. Incarcerated!
5. Deviant!
6. Ill!
7. Intoxicated!
8. Wildly Inappropriate!
9. Eloquent!
10. Cooking!
11. Over-protective!
12. Wanker!
13. Silly!
14. Romantic!
15. Silent-Treatment!
16. Bedtime!
17. Jealous!
18. Inquisitive!
19. Confused!
20. Sexy!
21. Angry!
22. Dorky!
23. Working!
24. Needs-a-Hug!
25. Choose-your-own

Comments

[placeboweek.livejournal.com]

How about Jealous!Rat, since he rarely is, and over-protective!Dirk

[call-me-rat.livejournal.com]

When he head about 'Caitlyn' and 'Sam', he took it with a good-natured smile. None of them had been themselves, then. When Harley mentioned the Joker, or Spike, he was sympathetic and held her close. On the beach in summer, or in a bar out for a night on the town, he didn't worry, because Harley didn't seem to give anyone else a second glance.
Then one day she coaxed him into the nexus, where they wandered and chatted with people for a while, until beside him Harley gave a little gasp. He followed her line of sight to a blonde man with the most incredible cheekbones Rat had ever seen. Harley bit her lip, and looked back at him, and apologized. She had to check. He didn't know her at all, just another alternate, but Markus watched them talk.
He was blonde, and youthful, and clean, with a full head of hair and cover model features. Spike would never age, never see a wrinkle in the mirror or lose his hair, and his physique was perfectly and naturally toned. Even when she came back to his side, held his hand, and kissed him, Markus felt a little worm gnawing at his heart.

Sorry, I left all the Dirk ones for last...

[dirk--gently.livejournal.com]

The man at the dry cleaner's had looked at the hat, then at Dirk, then at the hat again. He had suggested that Dirk buy a new hat. When that was met with flat disapproval, the man had kindly, gently, explained that any process they might us that had a fair chance of truly removing the offending matter would also stand a fair chance of removing portions of the hat. Mere felt could only withstand so much.
Now he sat at home, at the kitchen table, with a dishrag, warm water, and the gentlest detergent he had been able to find. As he cleaned-carefully, gently, painstakingly, Dirk crooned to his hat. "Poor thing, don't you worry, I'll get them back, you'll see. If I have to hire a bloody helicopter to dump feces on every popular statue in the park, I'll get them back. Mean old pigeons."

Re: Sorry, I left all the Dirk ones for last...

[orchidlover-wa.livejournal.com]

Dirk + his hat = OTP!

Re: Sorry, I left all the Dirk ones for last...

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

I was going 'Who would Dirk be overprotective of?' because he's just not that close to anyone, and then Bridgie flippantly said 'his hat' and it went from there...