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To whom it may concern;
Dear Morpheus,
This morning I was the recipient of a dream misdelivery. I am a 29 year old lesbian who participates frequently in RP, and drawing. I believe I am slated for dreams involving archetypes and mythical plots, interspersed with dreams involving relations and personal issues. This morning between 7:45 and 8:00 AM I was given a dream from the perspective of a married 30-some year old male regarding worry over what to get his wife for valentine's day. In particular he recalled a Valentine past when he visited the toy department of a store with a friend, dressed up as a viking using props sold in the store itself, crouched over a stuffed toy horse and had his friend photograph it. The photo was then used to make a card, with little expense to himself since he only borrowed the costume pieces while in the store. This year he was wandering the aisles looking for another similar idea and hit on dressing as Bob the builder and sitting on a child-size Bob the builder toy vehicle for the photo.
I understand that mistakes happen, and I am not too distressed over the misplacement of my own dream, but I fear that the man the dream was slated for will go without a gift idea because of the error. I hope this information helps you to correct the incident.
Thank you,
Rey
This morning I was the recipient of a dream misdelivery. I am a 29 year old lesbian who participates frequently in RP, and drawing. I believe I am slated for dreams involving archetypes and mythical plots, interspersed with dreams involving relations and personal issues. This morning between 7:45 and 8:00 AM I was given a dream from the perspective of a married 30-some year old male regarding worry over what to get his wife for valentine's day. In particular he recalled a Valentine past when he visited the toy department of a store with a friend, dressed up as a viking using props sold in the store itself, crouched over a stuffed toy horse and had his friend photograph it. The photo was then used to make a card, with little expense to himself since he only borrowed the costume pieces while in the store. This year he was wandering the aisles looking for another similar idea and hit on dressing as Bob the builder and sitting on a child-size Bob the builder toy vehicle for the photo.
I understand that mistakes happen, and I am not too distressed over the misplacement of my own dream, but I fear that the man the dream was slated for will go without a gift idea because of the error. I hope this information helps you to correct the incident.
Thank you,
Rey
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I want you to dress as Bob the Builder for me now.
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Which, I note, may seem to be a terrible, terrible Valentine's Day present to his wife. Except that if he has cheap-ass ideas like that, she may be best quit of him.
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It's a pretty sucky gift all right 'Look honey, I made you a card of me being a freak!'
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Mistakes rarely occur in Dream delivery, we are not responsible for interpretation or difficulty thereof, and the dreams you recieve may not always be patently clear in their relation to yourself and your life.
Regrettably our employees cannot achieve perfection, and you may have been the victim of an accident. Rest assured that the
pumpkin-headedemployee responsible in this case will be determined and duly dealt with.We apologize for the inconvenience.
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