What foolishness is this?

[reymonkey]

1. Father went to college
2. Father finished college
3. Mother went to college
4. Mother finished college
5. Have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor.
6. Were the same or higher class than your high school teachers. (Uhhh... because that's the kind of thing you chat with your teachers about?)
7. Had more than 50 books in your childhood home.
8. Had more than 500 books in your childhood home. (My father is a librarian.)
9. Were read children's books by a parent.
10. Had lessons of any kind before you turned 18. (I guess summer programs count? Piano, as a kid.)
11. Had more than two kinds of lessons before you turned 18.
12. The people in the media who dress and talk like me are portrayed positively. (There's people in the media like me?)
13. Had a credit card with your name on it before you turned 18. (Or, like, ever?)
14. Your parents (or a trust) paid for the majority of your college costs.
15. Your parents (or a trust) paid for all of your college costs.
16. Went to a private high school.
17. Went to summer camp
18. Had a private tutor before you turned 18.
19. Family vacations involved staying at hotels. (Ahahahaha What vacations?)
20. Your clothing was all bought new before you turned 18.
21. Your parents bought you a car that was not a hand-me-down from them.
22. There was original art in your house when you were a child. (We have a painter friend...)
23. You and your family lived in a single-family house.
24. Your parent(s) owned their own house or apartment before you left home.
25. You had your own room as a child. (I'm an only child...)
26. You had a phone in your room before you turned 18.
27. Participated in a SAT/ACT prep course.
28. Had your own TV in your room in high school. (I bought it.)
29. Owned a mutual fund or IRA in high school or college.
30. Flew anywhere on a commercial airline before you turned 16. (My relatives lived across the country.)
31. Went on a cruise with your family.
32. Went on more than one cruise with your family
33. Your parents took you to museums and art galleries as you grew up.
34. You were unaware of how much heating bills were for your family. (Um. I'm unaware what our heating bills are now, and I help pay for them.)

Bridge says, 'Were you disadvantaged darling?' How the hell am I supposed to know? My parents never finished college, but they do own their home and spent most of their time remodeling it. We went on one family vacation. Ever. I paid my own way through college and had pell grants. I did get summer art lesson type things from local programs growing up. I've been on airplanes more times than I can count, starting when I was just a few months old, but that's because we lived in WA and all my other relatives are in MI. My parents complained about the cost every time, and my father only went once because of it. I went to Community College and lived at home, because the cost of anything else was just unthinkable. My parents helped pay for the very first semester and after that I was on my own for it. So... how are you supposed to rank yourself on this thing?

In other news, working hard on fanart stuff, the Mad Hatter picture and the final picture of Magneto and his memories. I changed the composition from the original sketch, and I'm a lot happier with it. It's very comic book-y, and I'm even inking it with a brush, which is a totally new experience. Will post art once it's done.