I'm good at swearing, and it's all Alex's fault, but cigars are nasty. What can I take up instead? Why does that feel like a question to an advice columnist?
Dear Madcowchef; I like to swear and drink and sodomize, but cigars and cigarrettes are nasty. What other vices can I take up that will not taste nasty yet uphold my image as a complete and utter bastard/bitch? ~Richmond Pirate Devotee of Cthulu
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Re: Gasp!
Date: Jul. 11th, 2005 06:01 pm (UTC)Dear Madcowchef;
I like to swear and drink and sodomize, but cigars and cigarrettes are nasty. What other vices can I take up that will not taste nasty yet uphold my image as a complete and utter bastard/bitch?
~Richmond Pirate Devotee of Cthulu