Fear the inanity of my memeage!
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cheezdanish and it is completely pointless yet utterly fascinating, in that way that memes are. What's with that? How does that work? It's like e-crack or something.
1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
Me...? A lot of things, and I guess that depends whether you mean officially or what caused it to need to end, but we parted on good terms and it was a long time ago, so it's all cool.
2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Errr... heheh. I wear jeans a lot. Even in summer.
3. What were you doing this morning at 8?
Mumbling goodbye and I love you to the pretty girl.
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Cleaning asparagus.
5. Are you any good at math?
Depends what kind. I took remedial math pretty much from third grade on because I can't memorize my times tables or do basic sums in my head. I am a freaking genius at higher algebra and any formulas where there's more letters than numbers. Complex things like fractals make instant sense in my brain. Still can't figure the tip on a check without serious concentration.
6. Your prom night?
Which one and what of it? My boyfriend was a grade ahead of me so I had lots of dances, but they all run together in a relatively unmemorable blur. We stood around wondering how the hell you were supposed to dance to rap and tended to wander to a quiet spot somewhere and talk, which means we really might as well not have gone.
7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
There's vague speculation of a relation to Lawrence of Arabia on my mother's side? Not really, no.
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
...wtf? What is this myspace thing I hear of?
10. Last thing you received in the mail?
Junk mail. Loooots and lots of junk mail. Some of it was probably not ours because our mailwoman fails at reading numbers.
11. How many different beverages have you had to drink today?
I'm supposed to remember this? I think it was mostly bottled ice tea?
12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines?
Sure, because people who just hang up are kind of frustrating.
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
I went to Bumbershoots and I don't know if that counts, but the first one I was ever excited about was when TMBG was there.
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Nah, I'm not that fond of my name.
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
This one time there was a nightmare dental tech who went stabbity stabbity directly into my gums with the little metal pick thing. Repeatedly. Then she told me I must have serious problems because my gums shouldn't be bleeding that much. I was sore for days after but they also fired her.
16. What is out your back door?
Morri's garden and past the fence a big communal yard.
17. Any plans for Friday night?
Working closing shift.
18. Do you like the ocean?
Desperately, passionately in love with it and hoping to move closer to it again someday.
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas?
Secondhand, from Bridgie's parents...
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Sure. The one at the Seattle Science Center was a regular school field trip destination.
22. Something you are excited about?
Illustrating a children's book for Heidi.
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?.
Strawberry Kiwi's pretty damn good, but I'm not a huge jello fan.
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No, I've only even got one grandparent left.
25. Describe your keychain:
Effing HUGE man! People make fun of me for how many useless keys I have.
26. Where do you keep your change?
In my right pocket, with my wallet.
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Define large? I've made announcements to people in class in back of the Quilt Shop all the time.
28. What kind of winter jacket do you have?
The same damn trenchcoat I've had since high school, which is no longer black but is now grey from sunfading. I had it a few years before it was ever any kind of trend and when the little wanna-be Goths appeared I was so over that phase of angst that I found them amusing, but they thought I was kickass because I predated them with the black trenchcoat. I got it because I thought it was very film noir, actually.
30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Open. There are no closed doors in our house except the ones to the outside, because we have cats you see, and cats do not tolerate closed doors.
30 more:
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought?
Unnnnnnhhhhgh?
2. What's a word that rhymes with "DUCK"?
Puck.
3. Ikea? God or Satan?
Polytheism for the win?
4. Shower or Bath?
Long bath with a good book.
5. Who is the last person that called you?
Uhhh... probably the pretty girl, from work?
6. Last movie you saw?
We are watching 'the Mummy' as I type this, which is the most awesomest cheesiness. It's one of the movies we watch again and again in the category of 'brainless fun'.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
THE grey shirt. There has been a long succession of grey shirts, all of which look alike (Long sleeved, soft and comfy and light enough to wear year round), each of which I wear until the elbows have vanished.
8. What were you doing 20 minutes ago?
Dinner. Been typing this in between.
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Currently? I call them skin and they are very cheap. I wear them all the time.
10. Dark room or bright?
Darkish unless I'm drawing.
11. The most public place you've ever had sex?
Very woodsy park not far from my parent's house. It was nervewracking though.
12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
The one the pretty girl is in.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Thinking about sleeping in the next hour or so.
14. Boxers or briefs?
Cheap white cotton... I am so unsexy.
15. How do you like your eggs?
The way Bridgie cooks them with cheese. Otherwise I go for over hard or an omelet, also with cheese and mushrooms.
16. What's a word/phrase that you say a lot?
I say the word 'like' far too often, which is an unfortunate habit I picked up going to school with the original wave of valley girls moving up north from the Californication. It's a habit I'd really like to break.
I use monkeys as a suffix when describing people.
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
My pretty girl!
18. Last furry thing you touched?
The cats, in the process of throwing them off the bed.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Lossa caffiene, always. Well, not as much as I used to.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to develop?
If we have any lying around the house right now, I don't know about it.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Geez... wtf kind of question is that? I don't know.
22. Your worst enemy?
Artistic stagnation.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
Wallpaper I made from my painting of the Librarian, actually, but I'm not sure how much longer that'll last. Morri and I war over the wallpaper so it goes between my arts and pictures of Dr. Schreber from Dark City.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
'What word or phrase do I use a lot? Other than 'like'...?'
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which one?
Flight. We have enough money to be reasonably comfortable, and that's really all I ask on the financial front. Plus I just got my tax return so I can buy plane tickets to B'ham for Xmas...
26. Do you like someone?
I like people as a general rule, unless I find out they're obnoxious or something. If this is meant in a more romantic way, I have a long term relationship with my pretty girl, Bridgie. Six years and losing count.
27. The last song you listened to?
I was listening to Queen's 'a night at the opera' earlier but I don't remember what song I stopped the tape on. Yeah, you heard me right, cassette tape.
28. If monkeys wore clothes and could talk and had jobs would you have sex with one?
No, I find real monkeys incredibly creepy.
29. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?
Nobody in my life right now, but if we're speaking hypothetically and without repercussion, my old boss.
30. If you could be anywhere right now, where would that be?
Living closer to the ocean, but sitting in the livingroom at the computer with my family around is great.
There, 45 minutes enjoyably wasted!
cheezdanish and it is completely pointless yet utterly fascinating, in that way that memes are. What's with that? How does that work? It's like e-crack or something.1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
Me...? A lot of things, and I guess that depends whether you mean officially or what caused it to need to end, but we parted on good terms and it was a long time ago, so it's all cool.
2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Errr... heheh. I wear jeans a lot. Even in summer.
3. What were you doing this morning at 8?
Mumbling goodbye and I love you to the pretty girl.
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Cleaning asparagus.
5. Are you any good at math?
Depends what kind. I took remedial math pretty much from third grade on because I can't memorize my times tables or do basic sums in my head. I am a freaking genius at higher algebra and any formulas where there's more letters than numbers. Complex things like fractals make instant sense in my brain. Still can't figure the tip on a check without serious concentration.
6. Your prom night?
Which one and what of it? My boyfriend was a grade ahead of me so I had lots of dances, but they all run together in a relatively unmemorable blur. We stood around wondering how the hell you were supposed to dance to rap and tended to wander to a quiet spot somewhere and talk, which means we really might as well not have gone.
7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
There's vague speculation of a relation to Lawrence of Arabia on my mother's side? Not really, no.
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
...wtf? What is this myspace thing I hear of?
10. Last thing you received in the mail?
Junk mail. Loooots and lots of junk mail. Some of it was probably not ours because our mailwoman fails at reading numbers.
11. How many different beverages have you had to drink today?
I'm supposed to remember this? I think it was mostly bottled ice tea?
12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines?
Sure, because people who just hang up are kind of frustrating.
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
I went to Bumbershoots and I don't know if that counts, but the first one I was ever excited about was when TMBG was there.
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Nah, I'm not that fond of my name.
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
This one time there was a nightmare dental tech who went stabbity stabbity directly into my gums with the little metal pick thing. Repeatedly. Then she told me I must have serious problems because my gums shouldn't be bleeding that much. I was sore for days after but they also fired her.
16. What is out your back door?
Morri's garden and past the fence a big communal yard.
17. Any plans for Friday night?
Working closing shift.
18. Do you like the ocean?
Desperately, passionately in love with it and hoping to move closer to it again someday.
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas?
Secondhand, from Bridgie's parents...
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Sure. The one at the Seattle Science Center was a regular school field trip destination.
22. Something you are excited about?
Illustrating a children's book for Heidi.
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?.
Strawberry Kiwi's pretty damn good, but I'm not a huge jello fan.
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No, I've only even got one grandparent left.
25. Describe your keychain:
Effing HUGE man! People make fun of me for how many useless keys I have.
26. Where do you keep your change?
In my right pocket, with my wallet.
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Define large? I've made announcements to people in class in back of the Quilt Shop all the time.
28. What kind of winter jacket do you have?
The same damn trenchcoat I've had since high school, which is no longer black but is now grey from sunfading. I had it a few years before it was ever any kind of trend and when the little wanna-be Goths appeared I was so over that phase of angst that I found them amusing, but they thought I was kickass because I predated them with the black trenchcoat. I got it because I thought it was very film noir, actually.
30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Open. There are no closed doors in our house except the ones to the outside, because we have cats you see, and cats do not tolerate closed doors.
30 more:
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought?
Unnnnnnhhhhgh?
2. What's a word that rhymes with "DUCK"?
Puck.
3. Ikea? God or Satan?
Polytheism for the win?
4. Shower or Bath?
Long bath with a good book.
5. Who is the last person that called you?
Uhhh... probably the pretty girl, from work?
6. Last movie you saw?
We are watching 'the Mummy' as I type this, which is the most awesomest cheesiness. It's one of the movies we watch again and again in the category of 'brainless fun'.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
THE grey shirt. There has been a long succession of grey shirts, all of which look alike (Long sleeved, soft and comfy and light enough to wear year round), each of which I wear until the elbows have vanished.
8. What were you doing 20 minutes ago?
Dinner. Been typing this in between.
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Currently? I call them skin and they are very cheap. I wear them all the time.
10. Dark room or bright?
Darkish unless I'm drawing.
11. The most public place you've ever had sex?
Very woodsy park not far from my parent's house. It was nervewracking though.
12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
The one the pretty girl is in.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Thinking about sleeping in the next hour or so.
14. Boxers or briefs?
Cheap white cotton... I am so unsexy.
15. How do you like your eggs?
The way Bridgie cooks them with cheese. Otherwise I go for over hard or an omelet, also with cheese and mushrooms.
16. What's a word/phrase that you say a lot?
I say the word 'like' far too often, which is an unfortunate habit I picked up going to school with the original wave of valley girls moving up north from the Californication. It's a habit I'd really like to break.
I use monkeys as a suffix when describing people.
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
My pretty girl!
18. Last furry thing you touched?
The cats, in the process of throwing them off the bed.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Lossa caffiene, always. Well, not as much as I used to.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to develop?
If we have any lying around the house right now, I don't know about it.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Geez... wtf kind of question is that? I don't know.
22. Your worst enemy?
Artistic stagnation.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
Wallpaper I made from my painting of the Librarian, actually, but I'm not sure how much longer that'll last. Morri and I war over the wallpaper so it goes between my arts and pictures of Dr. Schreber from Dark City.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
'What word or phrase do I use a lot? Other than 'like'...?'
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which one?
Flight. We have enough money to be reasonably comfortable, and that's really all I ask on the financial front. Plus I just got my tax return so I can buy plane tickets to B'ham for Xmas...
26. Do you like someone?
I like people as a general rule, unless I find out they're obnoxious or something. If this is meant in a more romantic way, I have a long term relationship with my pretty girl, Bridgie. Six years and losing count.
27. The last song you listened to?
I was listening to Queen's 'a night at the opera' earlier but I don't remember what song I stopped the tape on. Yeah, you heard me right, cassette tape.
28. If monkeys wore clothes and could talk and had jobs would you have sex with one?
No, I find real monkeys incredibly creepy.
29. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?
Nobody in my life right now, but if we're speaking hypothetically and without repercussion, my old boss.
30. If you could be anywhere right now, where would that be?
Living closer to the ocean, but sitting in the livingroom at the computer with my family around is great.
There, 45 minutes enjoyably wasted!
