Stolen from all the cool kids:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

...I guess this includes characters I RP off LJ, but how many people know about those? On LJ I currently have going:
dirk__gently whose canon is mostly written for me...
t_coleburn
librarykeeper
maylookatkings
call_me_rat
I think that's it... off to make other householders post this wackyness.