Talk like a Mel day?

[reymonkey]

This post be very late, and ye must rest assured the mates responsible will be keelhauled for it, but thar be important news! Today be special for more reasons than ye might be thinking of. I'd like everyone to give an ear-blistering shout for a saucy wench what be having her birthday today! Now everybody better be giving her good loot, or I'll have to be sending me crew to make sure of it!
Happy birthday dragonwhishes!