Man, and I saw your car just yesterday, I should've done something for revenge. You know your license plate is really damn distinctive...

I've prayed to the porcelain god a few times, and this didn't have that partially digested look. I'm pretty sure somebody just decided they didn't like their noodles and threw it out a moving car window or something. People do shit like that around here. There's a pair of flip-flops in the road since yesterday, right smack in the middle. They probably came out a window too, but I keep picturing it as the summer equivalent of a pair of smoking boots, like some guy got hit in the road so fast he left his shoes behind...