reymonkey: (piracy)
Reymonkey ([personal profile] reymonkey) wrote2009-03-22 07:33 pm

Rergh.

Oh. Cute. Trying to check my messages on DA flips me to something that claims it wants to install anti-virus software, which is probably itself a virus.

DA really needs to screen their advertisers better.

Also, Bridgie's dad gave her really horrible $1 DVDs for her birthday, MST3K type stuff. We just watched one called Warriors of the Wasteland, which was pretty bad, but achieved epic bad at the end, when our 'hero' donned see-through plastic plate armor, and chased down the villain's hopped-up golf cart in his hopped-up camaro, out of which a giant drill emerged with comical noises, and then gave the bad guy death by buttraep through the trunk of his car.

No lie. They gave a nice camera shot to be sure you knew the drill came in through the base of his seat.

Part of me is gone forever.

[identity profile] dragonwhishes.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
I know nothing about computers, but the movie makes me crack up. Oh god, I have to look this up.

Was this a male or female hero?

[identity profile] reymonkey.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It was pretty bad. Her dad got a whole handful of cheapass dollar DVDs because he knows she likes MST3K. There was other stuff too, but they've been entertaining.

In the plastic armor? Male. Actually there were only two chicks of note in the whole picture, the one that was there for sexings with the secondary (but more capable) hero, and the one that sounded like a five year old and stood around in her leotard being injured. Neither had a big part.

To make matters worse, the movie ended with the guy, still in his plastic see through armor, holding hands with the eight year old mechanic boy. OMFG. The wrongness.