A lot of people have already made the suggestion, but my mom was always urging me to go to a Temp Agency before I got my BN job. Also, I know kids are horrendous and I hate them more than your average person, but the schools are almost always looking for substitute teachers and that actually plays really well. I made something like $500 a week when I was doing that. It's a quick fix until something else pans out. And it will. It has to.

*HUGSHUGS* I'm sorry you guys are having so much trouble. I wish I could be of more help. So many of my friends are in the same place you are and it makes me so angry for you.