I'm sorry, things is rough, and not in an awesome perched on a pedestal looking resolutely into the future kind of way, just in sucky stress-bomb kind of way.

I don't think I ever got a single job without knowing a person who knew a person who needed someone for a job (ie pestering everyone I know.) Ever thought about starting your own business? Not sure if this is helpful at all, but I try. Wish I could offer more than virtual hugs and annoying advice.