Cap'n Scarlet most offen wears the scarf roun' the 'ead, and it be enough to turn the legs of good men to water. Many a sailor's fallen to the disembowling cutlass of Cap'n Scarlet whilst trying to overcome the smell.
Don't be telling no one how I plans to test out the keel when I get me boat back. Repair bills are for them that plays it straight and true.