If I find make-up in the utensil drawer, I'll know I caught them in the act. I don't know why it's just forks. We have fifty million spoons and knives, but I think that's because we buy whole cheap sets of silverware in a desperate attempt to get more forks.

I threw out some Hallowe'en makeup because it was old, so I'm mostly left with the more borderline stuff like werid colored eyeshadow, not so much greasepaint.

Thank you. I feel like I've regained my equilibrium since my last post, and that's something.

...Explain the icon? I'm staring...