Look, a huge distracting thing!

[reymonkey]

Okay, so as I type this I'm waiting for DA to get it's act together and upload the fricken' picture already. What the hell. I've been trying to upload one picture for half an hour. My connection speed is normal. Want to kill DA... After pushing and pushing and pushing to try and get this art finished so I could post it, now I can't...
*gnaws the walls*

In lieu of art, I give you RP meme. Maybe shit will upload once I post this...
1) Make a list of 10 characters.
2) Assign each character a number.
3) Without telling anyone who's on the list or the character's assigned number, get questions from your flist about what they'd like to know about them. (IE: "If 3 and 4 were trapped in a cave together with only a blanket and a toothpick, what would they do?" (The more random the better!)
4) Post the answers and who was who on the list.

I made a list, and was horrified to realize I have a total of eight online RP journals. Active ones. Admittedly some more active than others... tacked on two characters I've babbled about on here to round out the list.

Comments

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

... I only really have two/three accounts. ._. I'm a bad RPer.

Must... not... kill... DA...

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

I think two or three accounts that you actually play is probably a better idea. I have more than anyone else in the house and I play less consistently than they do.

[placeboweek.livejournal.com]

I did a meme like this once, and I had to dig deep to come up with 10 characters I've RPed ever, let alone who had online journals. :)

Here are some questions:
1. 1 and 4 and 6 are sharing a pizza, and one slice is left. Who gets it?
2. 2 and 8 need to team up together to save the world! What's the crisis that only they can fix, and how do they solve it?
3. 3 has been LOLed in a small, furry animal. What does 5 do?
4. If 7 were having a party, would 9 and 10 be invited? What would the party be for, and who would party hardest?

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

I'm dangerous, I could come up with at least 20 characters, easy.I just don't have that many online.

1. Prooobably Fisher, or possibly Rat would split it with him. T.C. isn't a big eater, he'd have one slice of pizza and a lot of scotch.

2. To solve the crisis they must obtain some object that they can only get to through a booby trapped maze with puzzles that require somebody who can fly and somebody heavy. Tyldak has to take a long rest after getting Dirk over the flying bits...

3. The librarian has no idea the white, mute animal has showed up but it's well behaved so he'll let it stay around the library. greyedwhite is probably doomed to stay that way forever.

4. Ahahahahah! If Persephone threw a party (unlikely), I doubt she'd think to invite D.S. and Mitchell. If she did invite them D.S. would be thrilled and possibly try to flirt with her, subtly. Mitchell would sit in a corner nursing one drink the whole evening and go through an entire pack of cigarettes until Persephone threw them both out for being men.

Re: Must... not... kill... DA...

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

Awww.

Anyway, questions:

1) 7, 1, and 5 are stranded on an island. Who is most likely to get munched first?

2) Who's more likely to get married - 5 and 9, 3 and 8, 1 and 7, or 9 and 4?

3) 4, 1, 10, and 8 are in a quest. Who is the most likely to betray or turn on the others?

... I can't think of no more. D:

[placeboweek.livejournal.com]

#2 -- aww, man, Tyldak isn't big enough to carry Dirk. :( Poor birdy-elf guy!

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

1. I'm afraid it's Rat. Not that he can't fend for himself, but Persephone has no mercy, the Librarian is a curmudgeon, and when they all got to the point where they're dying of dehydration Rat would be the most willing to sacrifice himself.
Unless the Librarian gives in and kicks the bucket first, which is possible.

2. *ded* Well I think it'd be Rat and Persephone, and it might actually fly. He's a really nice, intelligent guy, and she considers that a rarity. You've paired Mitchell with either the Librarian or Fisher, and one is unlikely while the other is downright silly. Besides, you know Fisher's not the type to settle down... greyedwhite and Tyldak is just... odd. Maybe in a slashfic.

3. Fisher, in a heartbeat. He'd sucker Rat and Tyldak, and then threaten to bite D.S., who has a fear of animals.

It's harder than it sounds to come up with stuff, isn't it?

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Yeeeah. He might actually be a little taller than Dirk, but I don't think he could lift him more than an inch off the ground, and that'd be combining his levitating ability with his wings. Poor batelf.

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

1. D: RATTY.

2. ... HAHAHAHAHAHA.

3. Never trust a cat with one eye.

[djanewty.livejournal.com]

1. It's a grim, postapocalyptic world, and 8 has to select two others to share the bomb shelter. Who does he or she pick, and why?

2. When 4 and 6 are set up on a blind date, what happens?

3. When 10 makes his or her will, what goes to 1? What about 2 and 3?

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Or, you know, any cat, ever.

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

1. Tyldak would not do well on a post apocalyptic world... but he'd at the least take Kahvi, and Windkin (his son with Dewshine). On the other hand he's probably be really torn between Kahvi and Dewshine. None of that makes any sense unless you've read Elfquest...

2. Bwahahahahahahaha. T.C. doesn't show up at all because he's a misanthrope, and Fisher lives it up and eats as much of the meal himself as he can hold.

3. Hmmm... D.S. on his deathbed makes me sad. He doesn't know them, but if he did he'd leave Rat his entire music collection and his clothes, Dirk half his books and his car (which doesn't run any better than Dirk's, but oh well), and Silens (lj user="greyedwhite"> gets the other half of his books and all his weapons.

[djanewty.livejournal.com]

*snrk* It sounds like Fisher's ideal date.

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Especially if it's a seafood restaurant. And since T.C.'s ideal date is with a bottle of scotch...

[the-wugglyump.livejournal.com]

When confronted with a soda machine, what would numbers 3 and 8 do?

[reymonkey.livejournal.com]

Be utterly mystified.

After some gestures to the throat and some flailing attempts at wing sign language, they'd hit on sending telepathically and determine that indeed, neither Silens nor Tyldak has any idea what the faintly humming, glowing monolith is.

[courtneycrumrin.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA!