Dear Sir, Ma'am, or Thing;

Mistakes rarely occur in Dream delivery, we are not responsible for interpretation or difficulty thereof, and the dreams you recieve may not always be patently clear in their relation to yourself and your life.
Regrettably our employees cannot achieve perfection, and you may have been the victim of an accident. Rest assured that the pumpkin-headed employee responsible in this case will be determined and duly dealt with.
We apologize for the inconvenience.