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I felt the need to share, because I am just that cruel.

Every once in a while at work we have PJ party classes that go on past the normal store hours, and involve pizza and soda and stuff. We had one such class going on tonight, and also a class that only ran until close, the latter involving painting on fabric. I worked a closing shift, which means I still get to leave when the store closes and the regular class gets out, but working on a PJ party night also means the boss tells me to take a break and have a slice of pizza.

So there I am, sitting in the back innocently with my slice of pizza and a soda, at the employee break table which is close to the bathrooms. There is a customer in the painting on fabric class who I loathe for many reasons, and she comes to pour her paintwater in the toilet. Many people have been doing this, it's all good, but this lady pours her paintwater out, turns to me, and goes:
"This reminds me of the time I had this medical procedure and they had to do these injections all around my nipple? But they used this dye so things would show up and I went to the bathroom and peed blue for weeks after."

...I never did finish the slice of pizza.
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