Fabric Phalli

For some background, I am currently employed at a quilting store, where my boss and coworkers are actually cool people. We've been experimenting with different ways of packaging these bundles of fabric lately, and hit on a rolled up thingy that's been alternately referred to as a rocket, mushroom, and incredibly phallic. We're trying some other methods too. I found some fabric left to be made into bundles when I came in for my shift.

Actual conversation:

Me: You want these folded one of the new ways, or should I just make Phalli?
Boss: Phalluses are good.
Me: Weeell, that depends on your orientation, but yeah, okay.

Coworker: *walks by* Are you folding those one of the funky new ways?
Me: I'm making phalluses.
Coworker: Oh. Carry on then.

I like my job. And the coworker was asking because she was demonstrating some of the other folding tricks at our meeting the other day.