In the Christmas spirit

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In January, I stopped sperrow from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In July, I sacrificed courtneycrumrin to Cthulhu (500 points). When the stars were right, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In November, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In May, I rescued zora113 from being sacrificed (-200 points).

In short, I have been very good (240 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
reymonkey

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